When John Boehner resigned, I always felt it was the political equivalent of a frazzled parent pulling over to drop off their squabbling kids and making them walk home.

My mom is a nurse and has horror stories about this, first told to me when I was six and thought chicken pox would kill me. She had an adult patient with chicken pox on her TONGUE. They could only nourish her through IV’s.

I finally saw this movie after finding out, through a friend, that I am 600 degrees separated from Kathleen Turner. The prank calling scenes slay me.

Siebar, the more recent Godzilla was far better than it should have been and I might have cried twice.

I work at a very high-traffic department store. The #1 answer when we ask a lost kid their mom’s name is “Mommy”.

I don’t know Australia statistics firsthand, but being assaulted or killed by a stranger in the US is something like 10%! This is NOT a normal thing. How awful.

I share a Sun/Moon combo with George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, so I feel your pain.

That movie makes me so annoyed that it took people 20 years to realize how damn sexy Justin Thoreux is.

I love Trick! It was my first gay movie. Tori Spelling was a comic genius in that film.

I saw Black Swan with my dad! I knew there was lesbian sex in it but I figured it couldn’t be that awkward because I am a gay dude. I was wrong. So wrong.

Some friends of mine are promoters and it’s very similar to booking drag queens. Tiffany’s scenario is almost exactly how queens like Bianca del Rio and Alaska Thunderfuck get booked at small-town prides; the offer is made BEFORE the TV show airs and their booking fees go way up, and the gig is AFTER the show airs.…

This reminds me of a Judge Judy I saw a few months ago in which The Honorable Judge Shiendlin had empathy for the defendant and agreed that his plaintiff neighbor was a total dick (this guy would start his weed-whacked at 7 in the morning, and was being considerate because the city says you can start at 6!), but that…

I have to read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix again, because I forget how they defeated Umbridge.

The bipolar stuff reminds me of how Mariah Carey got married seemingly out of nowhere, complete with destination wedding and “Mrs. Cannon” tattoo.

Your sentiment is how I feel I should be feeling. They’re young and in love, mazel. Maybe they bonded so quickly because they both experienced terrorism firsthand (Ariana in Manchester, Pete’s father dying on 9/11).

I binge watched it for a second time (I *love* this show) and the Cherry/Mercedes drama seems to completely vanish, so I hope that comes back up again. And I’m really interested to see what happens with Justine!

Oh my god, he did that thing where he praises one artist while talking smack about another and tags them both. That’s the kind of juvenile bullshit that RuPaul’s Drag Race girls scold their fans for, and they are usually 14.

I’m 31 and most of my close friends are 5-7 years younger than me. And they’re more sick of clubbing than I am.

And her book (“Guts”) is fantastic. I tweeted her that I read it in one sitting and she jokingly wrote back, “I spent years on it and you finish it in three hours?!!” I love her.

The director of “Bad Santa” tweeted last year that he wanted to cast her and the Weinsteins pulled the same shit on that film as well.