I know an Italian man who eats pasta non-stop and his body is BANGING but I’m sure he must have an insane workout regimen. He HAS to, right??? *cries in Spaghettios*

Susan Sharon and her husband were allegedly based on the first marriage of Candice Bushnell’s good friend, Dorinda!

Ha! But have you seen PoTc? It’s ... Weird.

The idea of things being too comfortable is fascinating. I was listening to an interview with a producer of “God’s Not Dead”, who pointed to their films’ popular CinemaScores as a sign of their success. Well, yes, but everybody going to the movie knew what they were getting and got it, so A’s for everyone (“Mother”…

I worked at a one-screen movie theater that showed PoTC when I was in high school (never seen it straight through, but saw the end a good 50 times).

Charlene’s stepdaughter (whose father, Lyman, was also killed in that attack) has been attending court proceedings and blogging about it at www.jcarole.com. It’s good stuff. She spoke to an unnamed rape victim who just wants to know if he still has her drivers’ license. This sick FUCK. After all the terror of his…

Ha! I used to joke that I graduated from the Mariah Carey School of Dance, where you stand and move your arms while your agile friends dance around you.

Stan-Twitter has been blowing up about it and it feels really wrong to snark about it knowing about his mental health

You said so much better than I could. When dePalma’s good, he’s great —I just watched “Scarface” for the first time as an adult and you described it perfectly. But this story isn’t his to tell, at least correctly. If he wants to produce it, more power to him.

I still think this movie is why my dad has diabetes because Taco Bell had the best promo ever where every large cup and meal gave you two different characters and if you got a complete set, you won cash. My brother and I made him take us twice a week that summer. We didn’t win, but by the time the movie came out, I…

I’m racking my brain trying to remember if F. Lee Bailey tried that for Patty Hearst, who still served time.

He is so damn right about 25. That was my favorite age, too. His comments hit me right in my dead and cold 31-year-old heart.

They also require your ID and send everything to the police department, like the lady in Miami who submitted a form from Andrew freaking Cunanan and they still didn’t catch him before he capped Versace.

She had a TBI at 16.

And the crew who I am sure were genuinely happy to be there (even the original costumer came back). And when was the last time Sandra Bernhard, Natalie West, and Adilah Barnes had been on TV?

See, now THIS pisses me off on a visceral level. More than the Trump or third party voters or the guy in my voting precinct who announced he was going to flip a coin. They still got off their asses and voted. To brag about your absenteeism from your civic duty is shameful.

I remember back in 2006 a well-known woman in WWE was hospitalized for kidney troubles and one wrestling journalist was like “Fuck it, her kidneys shut down from an eating disorder because this business is terrible to women and we’re doing her a disservice by covering it up.” It was my first thought when I heard of…

I am cautiously optimistic because it’s Jay Roach. When Laura Dern played Katherine Harris in “Recount”, she said she never expected to sympathize with Harris, but won awards for it. “Game Change” was sympathetic to Sarah Palin but she wasn’t glorified, IMO; when Nicolle Wallace has her “fuck this, deuces” moment, we…

This is my grandma. I swear at least once a month she is attending a wedding/baptism/funeral/party for someone like “you remember your cousin Dawn, it’s her father’s sister”

Ooh! Didn’t he luck out because Joe Simpson was a DICK and told Jessica Simpson not to sign a pre-nup because 98 Degrees was doing much better financially than she was but then Newlyweds happened and she became a goddamn EMPIRE and had to give him half of everything?