Not just that, but some of the writers get absolutely snippy if you criticize the Kardashians, or suggest that maybe becoming another branch of US Weekly isn't a worthy goal.

While she is normally very lovely, this picture looks like if they made a sex doll out of Janet from Three's Company.

They say pull up your pants, I say pull off your hood.

No Dyno-Bacon with those eggs... totally missed opportunity imho.

And that's completely understandable. I am no fan of aging boomers who are discovering that their retirement funds will not pay for nursing care after 20+ years of cruises and luxury vehicles. Which is why I don't think that interdependence is a sign of immaturity or lack of character — society works better when…

Lol I mentioned it on kitchenette last week that someone told me with a straight face that olive garden has the best Italian food.

Hats. Without a doubt, hats. Excluding winter and baseball caps (if the context is appropriate).

My boyfriend is a libertarian who thinks Ayn Rand had some nifty ideas. I am a far left progressive liberal who hates Ayn Rand with a deep, deep passion. He likes to send me articles about Rand's outspoken support of abortion rights. I like to apply her philosophies to all areas of his life. For example, he rescued a…

The skin has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Or bite it. That would've done it.

The real question here is, why didn't he bite the knife. Did he even consider not being stabbed? He should have just done anything except be stabbed by the knife. But no. He had to. He had to be stabbed by the knife.

Reading articles here it isn't too hard to support that point.
But also consider though that men are typically more likely to use violent force against other men. Not to say that psychopaths are really gender selective, but there's less resistance to beating up other men. I imagine some see it as a sport, or proving…

"Hey I wanna penetrate your girl!"

I have seen an actual platypus and you, Jenya Bolotov, are no platypus.

There is no gender equality represented here. There would be if as you assert Barbie was actually "knowledgeable" about computers. She's not. She's a visual designer who is completely clueless about software or hardware engineering, or in fact basic things like rebooting her computer. Fair do's, I'm also a visual…

Vin Diesel recorded every instance of "I am Groot" in English, Spanish, Portuguese, Mandarin Chinese, French and Russian for the film. The man is a professional, through and through.

The Los Angeles Regional Food Bank distributes 4 meals for every $1 donated. That 10-year-old got 80,000 meals worth of party and probably hates her parents for it because the pony was the wrong color.

I know this is supposed to make us all "ugh, kids, these days", but honestly it makes me wish their parents paid more taxes.

zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?