As someone who deals with people who can barely communicate their needs no matter how much of a savant they are with numbers, no. These people don’t need home ec, they are a different cohort than dudes in indiana buying trucks with terrible terms.

Only because its such a gravy train for the financial lobbyists who know that no matter how bad they collectively fuck up, they won’t bear the consequences. You can have two different groups want the same thing for two wildly different reasons.

Sorry important things are important and getting in the way of your escapism.

Nobody cares about misanthropic opinions.

Why don’t people drink turpentine instead? It’s invigorating!

Thanks Fat Jew, put a real person on.

Sure, it’s possible, there just aren’t obvious examples that are readily available like Ted fucking Moseby

Yes! One day you wake up and you’re like “Wow, I’m dating a teenage boy with a vagina” and she burps in your face at that very moment.

Goddamn pragmatism! Get out of here with that!

I just had this vision of your husband walking out of a bathroom at a bar or gas station and being ecstatic “Baby, I got a new lead on this guy named Carl, left his number above the urinal and said he was looking for a good time”. And you responding “Awesome, we haven’t had a good Carl in a long spell. I could use a…

This is overly complicated. Nobody pays for brunch, you steal it when some bougie fuck is into their 5th glass of champers and falling over and the eggs benedict is there for the taking. Amateur hour around here.

So I was talking to my wife about Outlander and one thing that breaks immersion for her is the idea that any dude in 1700s Scotland would A. look good by any 20th century standard B. know what he was doing sexually C. care about what he was doing sexually. I wonder if similar generational things are working against…

Get out with this revisionist history.

Here’s the rub of your situation - Your virginity is an albatross that attracts weirdos. I would cop to being bad at sex rather than admit I’m a virgin. Unless you’re gonna wait till you’re married, the deceit doesn’t mean shit.  

Although I enjoy omlettes I agree - putting an egg over anything else that you’re eating is always a better use. Asparagus, you got even more awesome.

What a shame, could have done some good.

I feel bad that people grow up without anyone interjecting that porn is sexual theater unto itself. Enjoy the show but realize it’s a show where things are done for performance sake, not because it’s objectively good or authentic sex.

If chess was created now, people would be like “Queen’s are OP, Knights need a boost”

Ego masturbation is why people play comp, yes.

It’s the obvious counterpoint by virtue of people fleeing detroit.