Well you’re pretty fucking unhelpful then, aren’t you.

Stop being friends with them and tell them why.

A+

No, it makes me want to ask a million more.

Were you smoking sherm as a child?

I think Maury should do a PPV Paternity Event with huge stars, like Depp. If that thing raises 50 mil, its no a brainer.

This is how serious people treat a game? Mein Gott.

You’re an idiot.

So baseball is actually entertaining when it’s played like shit?

So they did everything they could to make it a ‘whoopsie’

The lumbar grab alone puts modern WWE wrestlers to shame.

Okay, guy who can’t parse what I wrote.

I realize that I could never do a job like this because I would make on the spot self righteous decisions usually letting shit slide and someone higher up would have a shitfit over it. I am forever thankful I fell into something involving problem solving over and over and over again.

You mean professional seat warmers?

Don’t go losing your head now.

Man, it would be awesome if it was secretly a travel site.

We should calm down because you’re fucking scared of an increase in lawsuits?

Okay truther.

Drop kicked.

I don’t think she fully understood the no stroller thing if she got that far with it.