Okay, guy who can’t parse what I wrote.

I realize that I could never do a job like this because I would make on the spot self righteous decisions usually letting shit slide and someone higher up would have a shitfit over it. I am forever thankful I fell into something involving problem solving over and over and over again.

You mean professional seat warmers?

Don’t go losing your head now.

Man, it would be awesome if it was secretly a travel site.

We should calm down because you’re fucking scared of an increase in lawsuits?

Okay truther.

Drop kicked.

I don’t think she fully understood the no stroller thing if she got that far with it.

And if employees don’t turn in the face of pressure they deserve their fate.

So when we killing the rich in the street? Putting the fear into them?

3. is the moment of the clip. “What am I walking into”

You are drunk. She aint pretty.

Best part of video. Girl with braid who gets on plane and in whisper voice in her mind says to herself “What am I walking into?”

Why can’t I ride on the wing if I pay 5 bucks? Fucking regulations!

It’s a slow process but eventually they’ll get theirs, maybe.

Nazis but they forced our hand.

Ummm, are you sure the plane didnt go down?

You nailed it. I work in tourism and the bending over backwards we do sometimes is insane. But we also aren’t fucking airlines.

What possibly utility did kicking them from the flight for uniform infractions serve? Would the scuttlebutt around the company grow that they don’t actually give a fuck? THE HORROR!