No, those dirty hippies are notorious philanderers 

Tiers? What? How?

What, unfortunate for who? Insufferable gamers?

High Art

Yeah, working on your outlook to life is annoying, time consuming, and expensive.

Then don’t and find you a woke bae. Not enough woke baes? Make a golem.

So women aren’t attracted to handsome men? So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years, being handsome like some chump.

Mine is being seated next to someone whose worst fear is that. Cause if shit hits the fan I’m whipping it out and giving myself a once over for the last time. They’re likely to not appreciate the moment.

Brutus, .500 in assassination attempts historically.

If you’re facing away from the person during coitus, how do you even see back hair?

Ha! Great minds think alike and don’t equally pull their share in the pursuit.

See, this is why I want to be an eccentric billionaire. Pranks are to be had.

Sorry, too busy living the good life to give a shit about sacrifices made for ‘pro gaming’.

It’s like there’s no ownership given to the principle actor in the situation!

Not quite - if most NFL fans don’t know who the LoL person in the comparison is, you haven’t hit the mainstream. They’d have to be able to identify the situation absent you directing them to it.

It’s a hedonist nightmare.

This is actually one huge gap that I don’t think can be bridged. I work for a marketing organization that has a department that deals with sports and I shit you not, I heard a conversation between 2 people in that department that had “human interest story” at least 20 times total in 2 minutes.

And this right here should be a core question before any marriage with rational actors goes forward: Are you okay with secondary importance to a specific pursuit of the other person. What are the contingents if so?

To wit, your brain needs time away from something to allow it to refocus. Mental fatigue is a thing. 

Don’t play Crusader Kings 2