My very first thought when eating a grilled cheese sandwich is “There needs to be more carbohydrates and tomato sauce in this”. But when you operate a great Manhattan food institution, as I do, and have numerous shows on Food Network as, I do, you just have different, disparate thoughts.

Easyjet refuses to be left out of this conversation

That’s not how it works but okay.

I want it fail precisely because the people that live there need to experience the folly of their beliefs.

Rent seeking is the American way.

They said rich backstory...about a board game character...GTFO

There are no smart places to live that are worth living.

Thanks for reminding us that other people exist. I had forgotten until your wise words graced Kinja.

The portions are too tiny to be a problem.

But less love.

Maybe she could try other types of cuisine, hell, other types of italian.

When they stop being tasty

Good, let OKC burn.

Your contrarianism makes you look dumb

Maybe you should take a moment to hopefully realize “maybe I’m wrong and can learn from this?”

Oh man, you went toughguy.

You love them because maybe you have weird ideas about loving bad people?

I’m happy to conduct interviews about my wife’s abortion if you’ll meet me halfway on not making poor emotional arguments.

People started rumors. Let me go fetch some strands of pearls, my hands are lonesome.

Do you have a job?