You mean “Team Eats Cat Poop”

Your blind spot could be reasonably related to the idea that being a black male in NYC is somehow that much more unsafe.

In what? Pissing off Jez writers? Arousing white supremacists? Testing the limits of inanity?

Actors?

As much as I love sports, fuck sports fans.

Cops more loyal to college football than human decency. Fucking police across America doing their best to undermine the respect and authority they think they deserve.

Beautiful game my ass.

So many hot showers needed.

I know what he was going for but it just failed. I call shotgun on this midnight ride to Temecula.

LOLWUT

No friends, no problem

Stop trying so hard whitey

Nah, I got the help I needed from someone in this comment thread. Chide them for enabling me ;)

why do that when i can simply ask and someone will help me?

Explain the arrow reference.

Thats because sportswriting is like a thousand monkeys chained to type writers, and those monkeys are especially proud of their fecal matter and believe their station is fundamentally important to the world.

Yeah, Burneko has never played sports.

I don’t like dire straits?

Sports are the least existentially fulfilling thing if you could care about if it’s all about winning.

Then most fans are idiots because their respective teams don’t fulfill that criteria and a non trivial fraction of that don’t even try.