whiteebolainventor
WhiteEbolaInventor
whiteebolainventor

You haven’t heard of Eat24 because you’re ignorant of anything outside of your own city.

It makes me want to die every time I see it.

God, that is the worst song.

The Stingers were the best and honestly, the Misfits songs were corny second rate 50s rock revival garbage.

+1 for making me want to play Crusader Kings II

Nobody cares about your shit opinions. You can stop now.

There is no bad karaoke, right?

Yeah, sucking off an astronaut has that effect on people.

Yeah, he’s a petty shit.

I feel bad for people that view love as a dichotomy between letting people shit on you and treating people as objects.

Play ‘Staying Alive’ on the jukebox and see what happens.

Boston Pizza? How shitty could this possibly be given that Boston isn’t known for donkey dick besides its insufferability?

Ya’ll could also try not having kids. The exponential resource consumption induced by procreation make the occasional steak or pork roast look dinky.

Blind Person’s Cat Sez: Where’s my goddamn dinner? It’s after 10:15 PM

Entourage has no stakes. Saving a planet, much less the galaxy...

Rich people doing stuff is boring. Entourage is like watching dude bros jack each other off with what they think is witty repartee.

Exactly. Saying C-sections are bad out of hand without acknowledging that potential harm comes from elective use of them, not medical necessity belies a fundamental lack of reasoning.

I for one wish we could go back, oh I don’t know about 80 years where women and babies were dropping like flies because of lack of medical intervention and the beautiful natural process of giving birth. Less people on the planet means more for me.

“Usually dried and turned into pill form, advocates of “placental consumption” have long argued that eating the placenta helps women make a speedier postpartum recovery, reducing postpartum depression and providing valuable nutrients depleted during birth.”

I dont want to rub their noses in my happiness.