It’s hella funny! Ken Marino can play a dummy so well.

Got into a frat party where one friend was on the guest list - he goes up sees a name - matt nunez. I now become matt nunez. Didnt ask for ID or anything. To this day I am sometimes matt nunez.

Purity Tests. I am here for purity tests.

Nope. Purity tests all day every day.

Have a private conversation. I pray to God this wasnt the first step in dialogue.

Also this has to be a feminist meta conversation cliche bingo entry. It comes up at least once.

By that token you are your only advocate - don’t expect any help along the way to progress.

No it didn’t. It fucking is 30 somethings with disposable income being the backwards looking navel gazing creativity black holes.

Eh, I am better for knowing that this exists. You shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss the catharsis of embracing something that is socially disparaged.

This shit is nightmare fuel.

No. Bad. Say this to her face, not splooge your love all over the internet.

The price of kink is being a guitar tech for Motorhead?

People who care more about anime than anything else...

It sounds like a relationship you dream about in middle school.

We aren’t judging you, we’re trying to give you helpful advice despite your best efforts not to hear it.

Youre not doing anything useful in therapy by the looks of things. It’s apparent you have this self perception about yourself and who you want to be but your questions and actions don’t reconcile with that.

You don’t get to solicit advice about a dubious situation and then complain about the advice.

If you think all men are manipulative I wouldnt trust you to walk away from this unscathed if you let it continue. Honestly, you’re so smitten with him that you’re playing his advocate and are like “Hey at least he’s honest” as if that isn’t a baseline attribute of everyone you’re attracted to and even then...

How to be smart? Find other ways to be spoiled and have fun, you don’t need this shit

There are other, less burdensome ways to feel young. Berlin has a festival dedicated to it.