When I was younger I would laugh at these people who get duped but now, after feeling how powerful love can be, I pity them.

Sanrio will do anything for a buck.

Does anyone really try to rules lawyer a cop?

The things people care about...

I GOT ONE I GOT ONE! My work is done here.

That’s because there’s nothing funny about colza

Spoken like an uptight killjoy!

Will this finally spur the unwashed masses into caring about the absurdity of copyrights?

I love when people trot that out earnestly as if it makes them any less embarrassing and sad.

Don’t let these 52 week truthers get you down.

You can argue all you want, you know that very very very few parents are going to purchase said doll to be instructive for their children on how to treat people with disabilities. It’s a nice thought but cmon, it’s highly idealistic to believe parents take the time to explain the world to their children like this. For…

It’s heteronormative because it’s easier to control and measure outcomes and you’re not hamstrung by sample size. If a study was being conducted with 500 people how many bisexual women would need to be present in the study to have a satisfactory theorized behavioral pattern for bisexual women? Bisexual women who…

Men are not bloc. I married a woman who didn’t want kids and I got snipped so fast. I have a brain to reason my way through life, not be a slave to reptilian impulses that sabotage happiness.

I use the words ‘Vanity Fuck’ to describe a lot of what drives young 20 something hookups. You’re doing it to assert your own impression of who you are and/or want to be.

I think it’s not about control but more about external validation. It’s not enough to be happy, other people have to know you’re happy. It’s not enough for other people to know you’re happy, they have to be envious of you. It’s about other people knowing you’re better than them through whatever metric they measure…

Do you know how terrified I was dating in my early 20s without a college degree (I dropped out of high school, attended some juco but ultimately survived by my wits and latent talents), a car, a job that didn’t pay much more than minimum wage. Who could possibly see me as attractive? This is the thing that sucks for…

The thing is, there are men out there who genuinely don’t give a shit about media driven standards and have no delusions about their ‘status’. My wife and I have both fluctuated in weight from 150ish to 220 something back down to 160. Neither of us spend much time grooming, although I shave my face more often than she…

I am thankful for the time when my Dad called me out on my vindictive behavior following a breakup and told me nobody likes assholes and I was acting like one and although he wanted to see me happy he didnt know how I would be if I didn’t let things like breakups go.

Thank god you worked this through before you ordered the pizzas.

I honestly don’t get how you write about food but have some the weirdest goddamn hangups of anyone who purports to enjoy food.