Then you’re a credulous dupe. 

How much of your exercise involves punching things?

Literally said to me to tonight about the new show Miracle Workers “Everything has to be a goddamn romance.” Because she thinks the writers have immediately started laying the groundwork to ship the two main characters and it’s going to be a rom-com.

One addendum from home -

Dude, this better be the best Latino gay rave night at the Campbell American Legion Hall or you’re just cruel.

Yes, there is. It’s called self delusion.

Where do you even go (online or otherwise) to meet people?

I mean, if you can slip into the current of people who are like you and date for the goddamn pleasure of the company and then some it sounds like one of the best things out there. But the problem is finding that current and then realizing so many people out there AREN’T like that and have some long term ideal they’re…

Where abouts? I also go the hell out after 18 and never looked back. There’s something...pitiable about all the people I know who still live within a mile or two of where they grew up. I loved growing up in Foster City, it was fantastic, but my god, to still live there or like a hop skip and a jump away in Los Prados w…

I didnt have a great time dating in Seattle and actually married a coworker (she worked for a company, I for a subcontractor, same room, different departments). I dated from the time I was 19 until the time I was 24 and some of it was hard.

Look, I’m with you in so many ways. I’m, 35, I make decent money in IT, I own a unit in a co-op where the HOD doesn’t fluctuate that much YoY currently pay $400 a month and we’re mortgage free. My wife doesn’t work and we don’t have kids and never will. Don’t have a car and we travel and it’s doable. Neither of us…

This only gets more true the more urbanized the area. I consider anything outside of 15 minutes a hassle. Yes, a legitimate hassle. And I don’t even live in NYC, I live in the most dense part of Seattle. But everything I need is 15 minutes or less. 

That’s what happens when you prostrate yourself for businesses and cut deals that keep your tax revenue forever behind inflation. SF simply is too fucked to even deal with its problems on anything more than a superficial level. 

Wow, the least curious investigators ever. 

Although, full circle, it makes sense. A place known for something, over time, will never live up to the hype.

We don’t owe you anything, kid. 

Myth: Cheeses made with pasteurized milk are just as good as their unpasteurized equivalent.

SIDE CAR!

Tattoos on baby eyelids.

When are Hawaii and Northwestern gonna do battle for the rightful claim of North Shore?