That looks so much better.

As an old geezer who was a teenage car nerd in the 80’s, please let me explain the phenomenon of stashing turbo Buicks as future collector cars that was rampant in 1986-1987. In the mid 1980’s, the automotive world was firmly ensconced in that fuzzy, depressing state called the Malaise Era. Cars were slow. Really…

I think that some people collect things in hopes they’ll make a return on the initial cost. These people may do this because of them not understanding investments. So this $17,000 car may be worth double or triple now. Or you could’ve put that $17,000 in the stock market and you would have over $250,000. Instead you…

a buddy just sent me the ‘oh boy sleep! that’s where i’m a viking!’ thread and i was shocked to learn it’s widely thought that ralph was saying ‘i’m a viking at sleeping’, not ‘when i sleep i dream i’m a viking’, which to me is the only possible interpretation.

A few are interesting but mostly it frustrated me at how unfunny people make things by overthinking them.

If you want to know what all Tesla haters and doubters almost universally have in common: They have neither driven one or own one, but they sure have an opinion on everything from Elon Musk’s etho’s to all the reasons why they can’t imagine a world without putting $60 in a gas tank every week. As they say...hater’s…

Tesla has terrible quality and fit/finish issues but they are hardly “shitty” cars. They drive well and are still the current leaders in battery performance (range etc) and charging infrastructure. If Tesla is MySpace then we are still waiting for Facebook, because right now everyone else is Friendster when it comes…

My opinion is that TSLA might actually might still be a value.

Yep.

It’s like we’ve decided color is a bad thing.

1000%, wouldn’t have it any other way! Every grocery/ home depot/target trip, slamming on the brakes in front of the store, leaving it parked in front askew with the doors open like some real shits going down.

If you buy this van, it must be mandatory to play the A-Team music anytime you enter or exit a parking lot. 

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

Dunno not every sports car needs 400hp. I’d be all up for a new, affordable, lightweight mid-engined fun and engaging drive. Don’t need a supercar, also can’t afford a supercar.

Oh wow! Now if only someone could find the torque it misplaced below 7k RPM....

And revs to 8900 RPM in the year 2000.

As the owner of a 2003 Expedition, that would be my choice over the equivalent $5000 Tahoe. I think the 2nd/3rd row seats fold flatter and easier, and I find the interior to be much nicer.  i sleep in mine fairly often.

This.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

Yeah, how about no. Speed cameras are BS.