It’s a swimming pool ... believe me, the little bit of lycra most people wear in pools isn’t that much different from being buck naked.

Yep. Anything in the water is reaching your dickhole even with trunks on. Happy swimming!

What kind of fucking swim trunks do you wear in the pool? Your dick hole is still VERY exposed in normal swim trunks. Lol.

The upright citizens of Alberta will never tolerate such indecency.

Congratulations, Mr. My British German car, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes using the side mirror.

Increase of power over the first gen version of the car:

Such a heavy, bloated beast it became with that refresh.

Your boss needs to think this through a little more.

From the Google:

Not to nitpick, but the Levorg is not a Legacy wagon- the Outback is literally a Legacy wagon, you can still get the Legacy wagon in parts of Europe and maybe elsewhere. The Levorg is kinda like halfway between Impreza and Legacy size. More like a proper Impreza wagon as opposed to the hatchback that we call a wagon.

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I kneel and pay homage to the 555 cars.

Quiet you...

The very friendly but secretive people at the Subaru stand did say that it would be powered by a “turbocharged petrol boxer engine” and an “asymmetrical all-wheel drive system”...

69-degree angle

The guards had been diverted with a clever ruse of Girl Scouts offering cookie samples. I had a few minutes before their sweet tooths (teeth? That’ll have to be a question for the scholars) were satisfied.

I found this little blurb from a 2014 Craigslist ad: