I tried to watch The Dark Crystal but the Skeksis scared me. As an adult.

Have you read Just Mercy? It is incredible.

Peter Jackson has.

WHY hasn't somebody made a Bad Muppets?!

Just announced that in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Ego is revealed as StarLord’s father. His human form looks like Kurt Russell.

What's a Diplo?

Does Cher not know about Unsubscribe?

Could also be used for sequels, possibly.

For Yoko Ono:

Dax Shepherd blocked me for 1 mildly critical tweet

I just finished ‘Just Mercy’ based on someone’s recommendations in these fine comments sections. Cannot recommend enough.

It took me reading this comment to realise this was the Katy Perry banging DJ and not the Taylor Swift one.

In my head Diplo <->Calvin Harris.

Bad Tweeters

I totally thought Sandra Lee was Amy Schumer there for a second.

My friends and I made that cake for a party once. Someone actually tried to eat it.

Whatever gets built there is going to be SUPER haunted now.

Related: some work colleagues of mine stayed in the same hotel as Chris Evans when they were in Atlanta for a work conference, and a few of them used the gym as the same time he did. Apparently Captain America has ALL the hotel gym chill, leaving none for the rest of the menz.

@Jenny Slate

When I was 16 I had to have “the talk” with my parents. And by “the talk,” I mean “Stop it with the soft toilet seats, the whole town thinks we’re tender butted weirdos.”