Somewhere in a forgotten attic in the Hollywood Hills, there is a portrait of her rapidly aging.

J.Lo should start a skincare line. I would buy every single product.

Sorry, Kirstie, no amount of pretty hair can make us forget you are a Trump-endorsing Scientologist.

Omg Matt, me too. I was discussing something with my gf earlier and said “well you know I’m one of those dirty libtard cucks”. It’s just such a preposterous insult, how could I not wear it as badge of honour. I love him 10x more for that because hilarious

Britney is looking good as hell

The British diving team looks like a boy band... they even have the requisite less attractive member.

You know they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel when the new fashion line is all hospital smocks.

I'm not sure how much her dad is fleecing her for, but a 64 Datsun 1500 sold at an auction I went to in the spring for $22,000. Great news is it's even a three seater with a side facing jump seat behind the passenger. She has two kids right??

Ask Jalopnik if Britney can afford a vintage Datsun designed to look like a Ferrari with more than a hint of Fiat about it.

Hey Vinny, how you doin’?

I have long admired Britney’s legs.

I mean - this was posted to Muse after all.

but, but, but... this is what paramedics put on you when they find you naked and incoherent swimming in a public fountain. These clothes are a means to hide your shame.

You know what? He has a better ass than I would have ever imagined. That said, I have never once thought to myself “I wonder what Danny DeVito’s ass is like.”

Can someone explain maxi dresses to me? I have yet to see one that looks flattering to the wearer.

it also can be a beach cover

Those sleeves. The hair. The shoes! This is the saddest outfit on the saddest model in the land.

The shoes are what really make that outfit.

Ellie, don’t listen to the haters. I concur.

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles