I had to google who Jordan Catalano was. Am I broken?

Would watch.

I liked so many of those tweets. I’ve thought the same about banks and pens. I know people steal pens but I also feel pens are not expensive. The older I’ve gotten, the more I’ve realized Brian was a much better catch than Jordan. Also, Caitlyn is a jackass. It has nothing to do with her being trans. It has to do with…

I imagine him walking in the office going “Hey guys early St Patrick’s Day!”

Yes! You’d win the money then do my most favorite thing ever, go shopping. Of course, everything was overpriced but what the hell.

Pat Sajak has always been funny. I used to watch him way back in the 70s when he was the local weatherman in LA. It’s how he got the job for Wheel of Fortune. Merv Griffin saw him routinely cracking up everyone in the studio during his weather report and hired him.

That writer is the kind of bad ass I strive to be.

T Pain is doing the lords work exposing hypocrisy and Mario Lopez is a fucking monster

Shamrock Shakes are nasty, Mario. You could treat the crew better than that.

Stable or not... who the hell builds a nursing home close to a cliff anyways?! Two thoughts immediately pop into my head: People escaping/wandering and accidentally falling off.

There’s a big retirement home and assisted living facility like this in my town that’s also built right up against the edge of this enormous cliff overlooking an equipment yard of a local construction company. I’ve always thought it was weird to have a facility full of people with dementia (who are prone to wandering…

the nyt is also so dumb they don’t even know how to properly spell “kardashian klan”

Why the hell did the developers choose to build an old folks home in such a precarious spot?

I think the cliff location was chosen as a metaphor.

There was a nursing home across the street from a mortuary near where I grew up. My dad used to tell me (and I believed him) that they had a big air gun that would shoot the bodies over the street. Every time we drove by I would stare out of the car window waiting to see a body fly over the street. I hold him…

They won’t even have to dig. People will fall off the cliff and the cliff will collapse on top of them, burying them. So efficient.

Is it stable?

To further increase efficiency, the developers will be moving the cemetery to the bottom of the cliff.

Wow....thats even worse that a local nursing home out here that’s directly across the street from a cemetary.