You’re a boss. Seriously, I have trouble making sure I’m showered and at work on time and I have me, a cat, and a pretty self-sufficient boyfriend to worry about. I genuinely marvel at people who handle multiple kids and still seem to have a good handle on living competently.

Caitlyn is the kind of rich white woman who has just discovered that all her money and all her “I’m not like THEM, I’m not a (insert SJW/Feminazi/etc here)” bullshit isn’t going to save her from the very behavior she claims isn’t a big deal when other people complain about it. (see also: Megyn Kelly) She truly…

3 kids seems like a lot to me, but I sometimes feel put upon by having to get up early to feed my whining cat, so what do I know.

Caitlyn Jenner, in the endless is-she-or-isn’t-she story

Please get rid of the hat.

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

I mean, given how clearly Carole was like, get the fuck out of my apartment I can’t stand being around you...not surprised.

But the cookbook!!!!!

OMG NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!!!!! ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When did they break up? I think I saw them recently on her insta? I’m way too invested in this?

Good point.

Oh wow, they broke up? Legit did not expect that to happen so soon. Eventually, yes, but not before he has sucked out all the fame he can get from that relationship.

In private, probably.

My first thought was literally “THAT SNAKE WAITED TILL THEY TAPED THE REUNION TO DO THIS! WHAT THE FUCK.”

I imagine B will be more like this:

Carole and Adam broke up? This is brand new news to me. Oh, I’m vaguely sad about that.

Carole and Adam broke up?!?!

Ramona must be in her glory (this calls for a new macrame dress!) and Andy Cohen must be sick to his stomach that they aren’t filming and that the reunion is over.

oh boy

Leah Remini rules but...don’t you sorta feel for what’s her name?!