I was really hoping you were going to announce that Mr. Handsome Fat Cat was our new President. Even a cat would be a better alternative. (Yes, that’s how low the bar is, so low a cat can scratch it up when it takes a shit in the gravel in my yard every fucking night and then I have to clean it up every fucking day…

Collins and Murkowski have stood by their principles and been open and vociferous throughout. Real heroines.

Yeah, I was debating whether it would be too obvious to even post the quote.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

How is rape “non-physical trauma”?

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

I guess us plebs will have to stick to getting blocked by Jonathan Cheban

Getting blocked by Trump has been one of my goals for awhile now.

So all I have to do is post this?

this feels sorta like when you break up with your boyfriend, and he fills your apartment with flowers to show you that he deserves a second chance.

Massachusetts is now a sanctuary state. Come at us, asshole.

You are very right about everything, especially New York.

The fat shaming was the one reason I’ve stopped watching. I could barely stomach last week’s episode and I knew that I would just be a wreck if I watched this weeks.

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

:)

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

THIS IS NOT A NICE GOODBYE.

You are going to be missed.