That one and the Craigslist Date (I’m trying to do a search for them...wanna do a re-read, yikes)

You can add my name to that list. 

I’m going with Steve Martin. He creeped on a friend of mine who was VERY young at the time. 

What dude convinced her of this...

Remember this?

SAME!! Being in the North Bay is a nightmare. The only guys who want to come across the bridge only want to come once, if you know what I mean.

Love after Lockup is officially the best show on television right now. When Michael said “Megan is my queen” I SCREAMED. 

Uhm...often when someone is being assaulted, they fucking freeze. What is with the victim blaming here...

“Screeching hot plane” lololol

Fetal position? Or maybe that’s just me. 

Omg...I’m laughing...this needs more stars

I always get irrationally irritated when actors don’t remember their storylines. And by irrationally I mean obviously they have gone on to do other things with their lives while I have been sitting in bed watching their movies repeatedly.

So what they’ve been accusing women of...being paid to make false accusations...didn’t work out for them when they tried it.

She and Jeffrey met when she was 14 and they have been together ever since! They were already married when she worked for the Carter administration.

Define “skills”

Kind of a dick move of the builder to rat out whoever over indulged in all those pomegranates, walnuts and newly harvested wine...

Is this what Be Best was all about? 

I’m unclear as to why she’s beloved, but I hear you.

Unclear as why any skin care line would WANT to use Judge Judy’s image, with or without her endorsement.

Wherever you’re going, take me with you. Even if it’s the pillow route.