Isn’t treason still punishable by death? Because if that’s still on the books...

OMG I didn’t even know this was a thing! (I Googled it.)

Jonathan Cheban’s face makes me feel weirdly uncomfortable. Like it didn’t turn out completely right. (I also feel this way about Tiffany Trump’s face, so maybe it’s just me?)

LOL well, okay well they aren’t THAT satisfying...

Nah that’s the Donald’s move. My paybacks are much more subtle yet still very satisfying.

Yes but we knew the question in this case so we knew what this non answering non answer wasn’t answering.

Oh and, fun follow up, when he got the bill at the end of the stay he hadn’t factored in the dollar to euro ratio (making it much more than he expected) so he screamed at the manager, ripped up the bill and threw it in her face.

I’m afraid to dash your hopes but I do.

Oh, I still have it.

Yes! I remember thinking, there is literally a phone next to the bed in your room. You could just pick it up, it goes directly to the front desk.

I don’t stand by anything. I just—you can take it the way you want. I think our side’s been proven very strongly and everybody’s talking about it and frankly, it should be discussed.

Yes. That was my response.

Good point. My boss once called me from Paris at 3:30am (my time) asking me to call the front desk (at his five star hotel) because he didn’t have enough little soaps in his bathroom.

Oh for fuck’s sake. We’ve all had nightmare vacations. Oh you had to eat a cheese sandwich and pee on the beach? Get over it.

I guarantee the officer would have done the exact same thing to any race of person.

She looks a lot like her maternal grandmother (Kate’s mom) to me.

That’s what Ina does!

I completely agree on all counts.

It’s probably taken more time than it should have, but I have gone from being completely indifferent to Kendall Jenner to officially loathing her.

So you didn’t get the sense that she was high in any of the footage in the movie?