I would pay $1,200 to NOT have to listen to Blink 182.

I actually like Goop. Hate on me as you will.

I think I’ve found my spirit animal.

Now I wonder just how close America has been to a 4 am dick pic... tweeted at North Korea.

I openly talk about how awful Trump is, I don’t even “read the room” and to my surprise (maybe they’re just being polite) EVERYONE seems to agree with me. And I live in a wealthy town where I KNOW a huge percentage of people voted for him. It’s interesting.

Also, I for one am unapologetically VERY interested in John Travolta’s gay sex life!! (I find it weirdly fascinating.)

The only thing I can think of when I hear about R. Kelly is Julie’s amazing tweet on Difficult People. Yes I know it was disgusting but funny as hell.

Omg I hadn’t seen that! Amazing. Just....amazing.

This guy looks like Jeff Lewis’ serial killer brother.

“My dad broke barriers”

it reads kind of like a computer virus crossed with the inner monologue of Sonja Morgan.

Nope.

Well, he did cheat on her with the fucking nanny so he’s not THAT cool.

I feel like this post isn’t going to work out well for you.

She is vapid, shallow, and tone deaf.

I feel a wave of blackout rage.

“The ultimate, you know.”

Crap I just did make that comment before reading through. (Great minds!?)

the former president does not intend to confront Mr. Trump directly on immigration, health care, foreign policy or the environment during any of his events.

So she’s just going to....show up? With what, a megaphone in the quad? I don’t understand her plan.