Hey there! This is Daniel Coyle (SuperSonic68). I am the lead map designer, material editor, lead mechanics developer, camera coder and video editor for the Green Hill Paradise project! Thanks so much for the spot here! I’m so glad you’ve been having fun with our little experiment!

Aww. Sad that the judge didn’t just tell Lindsay that she is NOT Kate Upton

Another tried stuffing a golden ball inside a Portal:

Meanwhile, for Metroid’s 30th...

I work next to a company that does patent trolls, and we shun them coldly at the food trucks when then come out of their rat nest.

1000 hours uploading a level

Sorry but I have yet to see ANY prime minister of a major world economy dressed up as their country’s favorite mascot, AND gain respect for it instead of being ridiculed.

I used to think like this until I had the opportunity to talk to a driver. Most people have no idea how much science goes into driving a race car. Drivers know a lot about physics, as well as being able to recognize what is going on with their car and how to diagnose and solve problems. Air pressure in tires, drag,…

I’m going to love getting disconnected from Bnet because of server overload and the DDOS attacks we all know are coming. Just to sit in queue for Bnet for 2 hours and then another 2-3 hour queue to get on my server.

Yaknow, it's one of those funny things no one thinks to tell you about growing up. As a kid—even for a shy introvert like me—you just sort of gravitate to other kids and make friends. I think most people use the word "friend" more casually than I do as an adult though. Aside from my wife, I have maybe two or three…

As a bit of perspective, keep in mind someone out there is looking at an article about people who play video games and laughing at it as we type, joking about how gamers are losers because they are not hitting the clubs every night and being outgoing socially. Or how they waste their time on stupid kids games, when…

You can spit on it if you want but the tube is meant to be inserted rectally for the duration of the game session for constant identity feedback.

“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

Gnomes are a sin.

Japanese nearly doing massive fuck-up like Brazil did. Thankfully they regain their sanity before the budget being approved.

The best part of the 2016 Summer Olympics is that the Brazilian government screwed-up so badly with the logistics and the infrastructure, that all the Japanese have to do to one-up them is just to repaint the walls on the buildings.

You guys make me feel so old.

It feels better if you keep repeating to yourself that AM2R is an official Metroid game.

I would imagine there are a lot of people that post on Kotaku that were very, VERY young when SMRGP came out; hell some may not have even been born. The reason why this game is held in such high regard, even looking behind nostalgia glasses, is that 1) it’s actually a really good game and 2) this was yet another one…