As a bit of perspective, keep in mind someone out there is looking at an article about people who play video games and laughing at it as we type, joking about how gamers are losers because they are not hitting the clubs every night and being outgoing socially. Or how they waste their time on stupid kids games, when…

You can spit on it if you want but the tube is meant to be inserted rectally for the duration of the game session for constant identity feedback.

I’m okay with this, if it means removing Charles Xavier’s brain out of the Red Skull’s head. It’s a terrible, terrible plotline, and should have ended during Axis when the Red Skull became a version of Onslaught.

“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

Gnomes are a sin.

Japanese nearly doing massive fuck-up like Brazil did. Thankfully they regain their sanity before the budget being approved.

The best part of the 2016 Summer Olympics is that the Brazilian government screwed-up so badly with the logistics and the infrastructure, that all the Japanese have to do to one-up them is just to repaint the walls on the buildings.

You guys make me feel so old.

It feels better if you keep repeating to yourself that AM2R is an official Metroid game.

I think even the most hard core Metroid fan who wants this game to fail wouldn’t say they expected the game to be horrible. It’s a Nintendo game, so it’s going to have some level of quality. Even the worst Nintendo games are playable and enjoyable on some level.

Nintendo just unveiled all their future plans for a Metroid figure set. I have a pic below.

Yet another reminder that Nintendo has dropped the morphball on this series.

Obviously Nintendo needs to shut this down. Or else people might still care about Metrold.

Its not the same thing but Heroes of the Storm has a medic with Samus’s color scheme. Maybe they can just change Pharah’s color template.

Nintendo’s responce: “Who’s Samus?”

It’s like Saban/Toei decided to make a Transformers live action TV series. Why couldn’t this have happened during my childhood?

I would imagine there are a lot of people that post on Kotaku that were very, VERY young when SMRGP came out; hell some may not have even been born. The reason why this game is held in such high regard, even looking behind nostalgia glasses, is that 1) it’s actually a really good game and 2) this was yet another one…

all elite athletes have massive genetic edges over normal people...do you think their speed differences is only a matter of training?