"This makes perfect sense."

This sounds kind of cool until you realize that "charity" is Marian Hossa's contract.

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

I'm pretty sure this guy will be on Jersey Shore in a year or two.

Wrong city - the mayor of Toronto is the one into the white powder.

I haven't seen Paul persecuted like this since Rome in 67 AD.

No joke. That section is outstandingly treacherous. The lanes also narrow, and if you're in that far lane you are inches from hitting the guard rail. I won't go above 50 in that area. But I'm also a huge pussy.

Not to mention it has serious dividers between north and south-bound. No "veering" into oncoming traffic, you have to get airborne.

I drive a Prius with Yokohama tires, and if I go above 65 the rutters in the lane will literally pull me into the left lane. So scary.

Seriously. I drive like a grandma on 880. That road is a death trap.

Yes, rest in peace Thomas Howard. Barely a throwaway mention of the poor innocent other driver who wasn't going 100 miles an hour in the middle of the road. Shame you weren't a football player, other driver. Then maybe we wouldn't be worrying about the murderer.

It's been that way since the 90's at least. Very dangerous.

Never speed on 880. That place I swear has random dips in the road that will literally THROW your car around. Unsafe at the speed limit, the 85 that people ACTUALLY drive, and especially 100 mph plus. I think they're there intentionally.

That area of 880 is damn tough to drive at 70, let alone 100. It has a bunch of curves, is undergoing massive amounts of construction, multiple lanes have extreme ruts/bumps because it is the big rig artery through Oakland into San Francisco and it is filled 24/7 with the aforementioned big rigs.

"GIT IN ME BELLAY!"

So that's how the Great Famine was brought to an end!

It's a great column, but after five minutes your jaw starts to get tired.

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