While he waits for his suspension to finish, Richie will be training in martial arts with this guy:

And how many times in history have the Gophers had a higher winning percentage than the Vikings? I'm guessing we can count that on one hand.

Riley Cooper is the vilest, foulest thing to be in the Coliseum this year - even more so than the sewage in the dugout.

Riley Cooper in the hometown of the Black Panthers. Interesting.

Yeah, you'd think they would have been praising the guy if he'd have put a bounty on Sanchez.

YES! A rematch of the Heidi game.

Colorado is learning a few things the hard way when it comes to legalizing drugs. Getting high is all fun, but it's coming down that sucks.

I agree, but to be fair, that collapse was rather interesting, given Rex Ryan's predictions and their high expectations.

It's okay Justin, Blaine Gabbert will still have the same completion percentage in your absence.

Blackmon's lawyer was unavailable for comment

I JUST TRADED FOR YOU, YOU SELFISH BASTARD

What horrible timing from Blackmon too. Right during the playoff push...

I kicked barefoot in college for Harvard. Seriously. I did it because the NCAA banned the use of the plastic block after my freshman year, and going barefoot was the only way I could get under the ball enough. My last season was 1991.

"Why the Yankees Gave Derek Jeter a Raise"

Cashman, hooker, accident, dump, swamp, he knows, oh god he knows.

Hey, at least you're not a basketball fan living in the Greater Toronto Area. We're inundated with hockey talk — a sport I don't care for (unless we're talking about the international version) — all year round, so I understand your frustration. The brazen nature of ESPN/TSN's negligence is what really irks me; didn't…

I recognize that face from somewhere..

I don't usually get my NBA news from ESPN, usually from guys like Stein or the Woj on twitter, and I use NBA.com for the awesome box scores and stats. ESPN has their own 'Heat blog' on the front page of their NBA page, no thanks! So there I agree with you. And I enjoyed that soccer story as well, I remember hearing…

why not? They've hardly touched on anything about the NBA since the season started on Tuesday.

0:59 is already a contender for worst play of the season (on Curry's part, that is). It doesn't matter that it went down, that was just awful basketball. That kind of attitude to the game is not sustainable and should not be complimented.

Congrats on remembering some stupid shit from 25 years ago.