What would stop the commissioner from whimsically banning him down the stretch, perhaps costing the Yankees a pennant?

So disappointing. Now we no longer have a reason to hate Ohio State.

When I lived in Japan (about ten years ago), I saw a show similar to this where they were dropping potted plants out of a third story window and onto the roof of a car, and Randy Johnson was throwing fastballs and trying to hit the plants before they hit the car. It was every kind of awesome.

How have I not heard this song before? Love it!

Only so long as you are drinking an American Beer, not some Belgian Bud Light.

Michael Jordan (after his first "retirement").

Refrigerator

Torii Hunter would've jumped over that wall.

Professor X as Coach, Nick Fury as GM.

Spider Man should be a D-back for sure. Also, on the Field Goal Block line he'd be really useful.

Also, isn't Flash already the QB for the Jets? He surely is backup should Superman go down with some sort of kryptonite injury.

Dr. X has to be the coach, right? I think Wolverine has to be a Defensive End, too - good luck blocking that swim move!

Spray the resumes, and if something that seems like it would be better comes along, jump. If not, stay aboard the ship. You can't lose!

Man, Hibbert is lucky he didn't snap his wrist there. What a play!

Very true on school heating/air conditioning. I am a teacher, and in my classroom, the heating/air conditioning unit runs 24/7, and is controlled by some party appartachik in Moscow office somewhere, for all I know. The good news is that it works, but half the time, it's blasting colder than an Arctic squall. And…

They must use the same company that does the electronic voting machines in Ohio!

McCain for President! Oh, wait...

I smell a photoshop contest...

Dude is lucky - a mating pair of rats can have hundreds of babies in a year. Awful things - they can chew through almost anything - concrete, lead, wood, aluminum, you name it!

I'm just glad that the Vikings didn't pick T'eo. That would've been a circus.