Totally faked the nosebleeds. For his family, y'know. Sara had gotten into prison and how could Michael break her out of it? (Oh, wait a minute…) All because of a phonecall from someone who I'm sure Michael has no bloody idea who it is, Great Smartass Scofield decided to follow orders blindly. Sure, Prison Break.

Wait, why would anyone want to escape Pleasure Planet? What are the "good" alternatives if something called Pleasure is a thing to escape from?

Friendly reminder that #2's name is PoM, not PoRN. Kerning is truly important here, there were a couple confusions on the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review today.

Prison Break season 5 Random Observations/sorta Review: 5x05, "Contingency"

I know no one surely cares, but the killer this week was played by the same guy that played Seamus Harper in Andromeda.

And "Dead Inside" too, during the opening night of the zombie bar!

Wait, "Home" has a double meaning?! Man, I need to brush up on my porn terminology.

Fine! It was Labor Day here so it was a pretty boring day all in all. Not very different than the average day for me though, not until I get a job! But my neighbors were all doing celebration barbecues and the smell made me super ridiculously hungry.

Does this mean we can wake Pushing Daisies up from its slumber now?

Also tonight: Prison Break, season five! 5x05, "Contingency".
"Lincoln tries to find out what happened to Michael and C-Note hopes to execute a new escape plan with Cyclops close behind."

They totally missed the opportunity to title the sequel Blood Countess 2: Erotic Bloodgaloo.

Mhmhmhm… so Dwayne Johnson, Robert Buckley, AND David Beckham share a birthday???
Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

It's fully onboard McShane. You're gonna love the first episode, Whovian! Give it a try!

Limp Bizkit toured here last year. Limp fucking Bizkit.

And Tom Hooper.

Bannon's too busy planning to rule Latveria to pay attention to those Hydra guys.

So you say that the US could use somebody?

"This is the new Minister of Foreign Affairs, Red Skull. I just LOVE his sun tan."

Children, d'you wanna hear a horror story?
"Kings of Leon is a band that's still around. The End."
*everyone cries*

Happy birthday to #5, known amongst other things as AbFab's wonderful Patsy Stone: