Now you have, sucka!

When they get to add Frank Stallone, The AVClub will implode.

Thank you!

I miss when he was in all the things, too. I kept wishing his movies for this year came out in different seasons, but considering Netflix is not gonna premiere A Stupid and Futile Gesture before August, I guess Award Season will be the home of all the projects he has lined up for 2017, and that is if American Made…

Aw man, don't tell me I have to watch a Sharon Horgan show just to see Domhnall. This is the most unfair thing since I watched Dead Boss on its entirety because of Edward Hogg.

I'm sure I'll get kicked out of AVClub for saying this but: I watched the show on its original run and didn't like it. Rewatched it before the Serenity premiere and still didn't like it. Not planning on going at it again to find the same old tedious space adventure show.

Evil Bong 420, in case the whole "bong" thing already didn't give you the idea it was about marijuana.

Hey, don't apologize for being a day late! It's better late than never, and I always enjoy reading your recaps since TV Club booted it, and I'm not really watching the show (but want to catch up in case I ever jump back in). Keep on the good work, Mikey!

Tyler Labine is a pretty damn good character actor and I'm gonna take this as an opportunity to tell y'all to watch Tucker and Dale vs. Evil because it's a wonderful film. Do it. Do it.

As Nick, I amply dislike Zack Snyder, that dislike includes Sucker Punch but damn do I love the rendition of "Love Is the Drug" Oscar Isaac and Carla Gugino made for that film. It's pretty much the sole redeeming part of that shitshow and Snyder's career in general. And, of course, the number was excised from the…

If we didn't know already that Carrie Fisher isn't going to be included in IX, I'm sure Trevorrow's "solution" to the Leia problem would have been throwing her into the Sarlacc Pit or the nu-Wars alternative to it.

So everyone's stupid friends are doing it! I thought only mine were caught on that fucking annoying listicle thread.

why did i read this

I keep thinking it was Maurice, but yeah, it's most likely Varga. Also, it could be just a simple red herring, or he could be related to the scene but not in the way we think. That's how Fargo operates, by pulling the rug from underneath us in the simplest, most unexpected way.

The Gogol Bordello inclusion was so fucking perfect coming right after Varga's devilish setup, the merry tune made it all ten times creepier. The music choices are always super spot on in Fargo!

On #11 they killed a major character who, even as it started pretty bad, it became endearing on the episodes that preceded its death. Maybe that was also the bad kicker that made it drop like hell. Putting up with the death of the main character was an interesting challenge for season 2, but setting a new villain,…

He's the male Summer Glau, you're saying.

Just now I realized today was Outsiders's series finale. Still didn't watch it, I'm saving it for tomorrow, but I thought there were more episodes ahead. The episode after the cancellation announcement dropped 0.1 in ratings, people just wouldn't bother to tune anymore.

If Kevin James lets a fart loose 4 seconds after falling through a table, how many farts will he let go during a day rampaging through an Ikea?

I want to see if she has a website that plays an "aroooo!" .wav sound once every two minutes.