I probably shouldn’t admit this but Stef was my dream man for a long time. When Andie and Blane go on their first date and they stop by Stef’s party and Stef & Benny Hanson are lying in bed mostly naked (except for their elegant silky jammies, of course) and drinking straight whiskey... I was like, Damn, high school…

I will take every opportunity presented to me to rage about her hideous fucking dress. I can still feel my disappointment like a knife!

Also, Blane was a dick. And misspelled.

Again, what the fuck is going on around here? Poodles is one of the *most* supportive people here. What could she POSSIBLY HAVE DONE that was so terrible? Too nice? Tooooo empathetic?

Yes.

Uh not to mention that bickering in comments is literally nothing compared to the awful body shaming, sexist, pearl clutching, slut shaming comments that are posted here about celebrities and public figures literally all the time in 100% seriousness.

I’ll just leave this here Kim:

So chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast was banned today. I wanted to start a thread because while I sincerely can’t imagine how difficult it is for the editors/mods to manage the influx of actual trolls around Jez, I also really wish there was some kind of system that allowed longtime community members to be given a…

Right? When my ex cheated I wrote an entire blog post and blasted it all over social media. It was cathartic at the time but about a week later I was like hmmmm maybe should’ve gone another route...

Oh, fer Godsakes, KAREN FUCKING ALLEN!!!!!

Is holding women as sex slaves and branding them really suited for Dirt Bag, especially in that light hearted and funny tone of yours (“FX is casting. Not really, but I would bet on it.“)? 

Can we not go there? Make fun of Affleck’s lame ass tat all you want, but god forbid someone in their mid 40s doesn’t have a perfect fucking body.

I remember the week after the shocking Trump win they said they were gonna temper down some of this kinda stuff back when liberals were determined to fight back against the Donald’s ascent. It was fun while it lasted I guess.

When this site finds someone to shit on they really go all out.

Bone density is also how I explain my shocking weight.

My brother was killed in a wreck on Wednesday. He was 29. He was a good man, with a big heart. He overcame a lot of obstacles and had gotten his life headed the way he wanted to go, and then he swerved to miss a dog in the road. Just like that, one thing, and he’s gone.

End of Relationship thread? I think my s/o and I are done. After ten years, I just feel like an absolute fool. He never really wanted marriage, or kids, or even the dog he promised. I’m nearing forty, so I feel like I gave him my best years and I’ll probably be walking away with nothing. I just want for this to be…

Does Jezebel seem kinda dead lately to anyone else?

Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I updated everyone. Several months ago I started posting about my abusive marriage and really appreciated everyone’s support as I prepared to leave. Now I am here to update everyone that I have been gone a little over 3 months. I am in my dream apartment. It might not be much to…

I’m out tonight for the first time since my divorce. Like, I’ve gone out to dinner with friends, but tonight is the first night since 2015 that I’m out at a bar, and I just feel awkward. I used to be a going out girl, and since the divorce, I’ve just turned into a home body. And I’m okay with that. I’ll be 38 this…

I got my version of fruit juicy hair this week. I would share but for some reason I can’t share pics on here anymore. Very irritating. 6 days left until baby arrives. I just want to eat and sleep.