whistlepig
Whistlepig
whistlepig

I’m so sorry. You don’t deserve that, and it isn’t cool that your parents don’t treat you with the love and affection you do deserve. It doesn’t seem so much a youngest child problem as a selfish, shitty parent problem. Also, if you would like for any of us to ooh and aah over your adorable kiddo, we will gladly do

Hi, are there any other parents of teenagers with mental health diagnoses here? Been having a really rough few weeks with my kid and just feeling like a failure. Fuck this is hard.

My kid is two months away from graduating high school with high honors, and recently did something totally out of the blue on an outing with friends that has resulted in him being in hot water (nothing sexual or violent, and law enforcement did not get involved despite the illegality of it.

I’m happy to report that I’ve gotten the job. I’m just waiting for my background check and to do my fingerprinting on Monday. It’s a PM job at a large bank. Eight month contract. I’m keeping the Panera job one day a week on the weekends. I have a lot of bills.

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

I quickly read that as HE was dating some hedge fund guy and I was like Yaaasss get it Brad

That’s strange. I was wondering why birds kept asking me to kill people from the Interior Department. Now it all makes sense!

Truth. I would rather have sex with a man with no penis than fuck a Trump. Like, not even close.

You know I get that you’re joking and that this is probably something that would really bother someone like Don Jr., but as with any comment of this kind, I imagine it really hurts to actually have a micropenis and read shit like this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes I see things like this and I can’t help but feel jealous that all these people are richer, younger and hotter than me, without a care in the world. It really feels it’s 18th century France with the queen and the courtesans.

I came to post almost the same thing but you beat me to it. “Philosophy book,” probably does not mean what he thinks it means.

As an adjunct professor of philosophy making hardly more than minimum wage, let me just say **screams into the howling void until head explodes**

I cannot believe they ever hired him to begin with. I would have been so happy if I had never heard his name again.

Engler is an awful fucking asshole. I unwillingly voted for him for gov when he ran against Fieger because I’d heard some disturbing non-public but well-sourced stuff about Fieger. But Geoffrey could not have been any worse

Of course the people would have to pay the burden. Could we expect otherwise? It’s like the outrage that AT&T would pass the purchase price for Time Warner onto its subscribers. Of course that’s what would happen.

Maybe she doesn’t want to fix him, maybe she just wants to look at him.

It’s all I can see when I see them stand next to each other.

Damn you and your kindly “email story forwarded by grandma” joke

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

Ha ha. I knew people would immediately shit on my positive review. This movie isn’t like E.T. or Goonies exactly, it’s fun like those movies but has up to date themes. This movie is about living in a virtual world because the real world sucks and it’s every day people defending it from being taken over by an evil