Tiffany looks weirdly fake. Not like ‘She’s such a faker!’ or whatever that nonsense is about but I mean like... drawn by an artist who is pretty skillful but hasn’t gotten good enough to draw a person with enough detail and focus to make them seem like a living being.

I somehow got on a mailing list for all of Don’s “personal surveys” begging us to tell him that we all really love him. I fill them out, politely explaining why he’s an embarrassment to the Presidency, the U.S., and the entire human race, and—I know it’s petty, stupid, and pointless—when asked, “Is there anything else…

Oh my god. I’ve made a horrible mistake, haven’t I?

I legit just whispered “nine-nine” because my husband is on a conference call but I couldn’t help myself. Best show on tv.

UK Update:

I <3 U so much right now. XD

There will almost certainly be a historical drama made about this period in time, so I thought it might be fun to fantasy cast it. I don’t have the whole thing fleshed out, but so far I have (and I’m open to better options): Shia LaBeouf as Jared, Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost) as Eric, Dylan Baker (J. Edgar Hoover…

Sea otters also masturbate a ton. Not the most relaxing exhibit at the aquarium, awkward. Currently having a roommate I feel terrible for their lack of privacy.

A very, very good boy, who loves you very much and knows you’re doing what’s right.

This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.

Remember how everyone on this site went Jlaw (27) is gross making a joke about Timothee(22) being hot. Anyone game to critique Adam Rippon(28) crushing on Shawn Mendez(19).

The lack of “Nunberg trial” puns in the comments is disheartening. Or refreshing; I haven’t decided yet.

Kind of a bold choice to have the Shape of Water lady come up and fuck the fish live on stage. Although some people seem to really approve of the idea, judging from Donald Trump’s Twitter.

The Detroit Institute of Arts plays all the shorts every year a couple weeks before Oscars.  Quite possible other museums do the same.

I wanted to tell you how much I admire your incredible strength. If all mothers went to the mat for their children like you do, the world would be a better place. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family, and I am so sorry for your loss.

We booked this country ass place in Gatlinburg for May. I fucking love Gatlinburg. Any other kitsch lovers?

1. I am having a c-section in 3 weeks and 5 days. Third wee girlie will be here so soon. Praise be because my back and pelvis are non-functioning at the moment.

Yep, that is what they say in that movie. 

Yeah but how the hell do you get it out of the house. You would need a clown shoe to smoosh it and I don’t have a cup big enough to capture it into. I mean to you just leash it and walk it out?