Bone density is also how I explain my shocking weight.

My brother was killed in a wreck on Wednesday. He was 29. He was a good man, with a big heart. He overcame a lot of obstacles and had gotten his life headed the way he wanted to go, and then he swerved to miss a dog in the road. Just like that, one thing, and he’s gone.

End of Relationship thread? I think my s/o and I are done. After ten years, I just feel like an absolute fool. He never really wanted marriage, or kids, or even the dog he promised. I’m nearing forty, so I feel like I gave him my best years and I’ll probably be walking away with nothing. I just want for this to be…

Does Jezebel seem kinda dead lately to anyone else?

Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I updated everyone. Several months ago I started posting about my abusive marriage and really appreciated everyone’s support as I prepared to leave. Now I am here to update everyone that I have been gone a little over 3 months. I am in my dream apartment. It might not be much to…

I’m out tonight for the first time since my divorce. Like, I’ve gone out to dinner with friends, but tonight is the first night since 2015 that I’m out at a bar, and I just feel awkward. I used to be a going out girl, and since the divorce, I’ve just turned into a home body. And I’m okay with that. I’ll be 38 this…

I got my version of fruit juicy hair this week. I would share but for some reason I can’t share pics on here anymore. Very irritating. 6 days left until baby arrives. I just want to eat and sleep.

Tiffany looks weirdly fake. Not like ‘She’s such a faker!’ or whatever that nonsense is about but I mean like... drawn by an artist who is pretty skillful but hasn’t gotten good enough to draw a person with enough detail and focus to make them seem like a living being.

I somehow got on a mailing list for all of Don’s “personal surveys” begging us to tell him that we all really love him. I fill them out, politely explaining why he’s an embarrassment to the Presidency, the U.S., and the entire human race, and—I know it’s petty, stupid, and pointless—when asked, “Is there anything else…

Like the one to Stan Lee’s dog? Jeff Goldblum looking at his toy? Or the one to Clarrisa from Nickelodeon?

Compared to the past there is very little substance in many of the ‘articles’.

‘SNL has some ideas, which you can watch below, but I’d love to hear yours, too.’

Oh my god. I’ve made a horrible mistake, haven’t I?

I legit just whispered “nine-nine” because my husband is on a conference call but I couldn’t help myself. Best show on tv.

UK Update:

I <3 U so much right now. XD

There will almost certainly be a historical drama made about this period in time, so I thought it might be fun to fantasy cast it. I don’t have the whole thing fleshed out, but so far I have (and I’m open to better options): Shia LaBeouf as Jared, Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost) as Eric, Dylan Baker (J. Edgar Hoover…

Sea otters also masturbate a ton. Not the most relaxing exhibit at the aquarium, awkward. Currently having a roommate I feel terrible for their lack of privacy.

A very, very good boy, who loves you very much and knows you’re doing what’s right.