Remember how everyone on this site went Jlaw (27) is gross making a joke about Timothee(22) being hot. Anyone game to critique Adam Rippon(28) crushing on Shawn Mendez(19).

The lack of “Nunberg trial” puns in the comments is disheartening. Or refreshing; I haven’t decided yet.

Kind of a bold choice to have the Shape of Water lady come up and fuck the fish live on stage. Although some people seem to really approve of the idea, judging from Donald Trump’s Twitter.

The Detroit Institute of Arts plays all the shorts every year a couple weeks before Oscars.  Quite possible other museums do the same.

I wanted to tell you how much I admire your incredible strength. If all mothers went to the mat for their children like you do, the world would be a better place. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family, and I am so sorry for your loss.

We booked this country ass place in Gatlinburg for May. I fucking love Gatlinburg. Any other kitsch lovers?

1. I am having a c-section in 3 weeks and 5 days. Third wee girlie will be here so soon. Praise be because my back and pelvis are non-functioning at the moment.

Yep, that is what they say in that movie. 

Yeah but how the hell do you get it out of the house. You would need a clown shoe to smoosh it and I don’t have a cup big enough to capture it into. I mean to you just leash it and walk it out?

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

Harley-Davidsons, bourbon, and jeans. ‘Murica.

How are you still here today to share your story? My skin would’ve crawled right off with those spiders.

Why does AVclub review every NBC Thursday sitcom except for Superstore?

Are we starting to see cracks in the monolithic GOP? The NRA is freaking out over Trumps remarks, anti-abortion zealots are slap-fighting each other in Texas, the First Son-in-Law had his secret decoder ring taken away, and that Carl Rove wanna-be head of the EPA has to sit with the unwashed masses.

why don’t you tell us?

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

“As you’ll see below, the president also called his Attorney General DISGRACEFUL! on Twitter.”

“Officials in at least four countries have privately discussed ways they can manipulate Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, by taking advantage of his complex business arrangements, financial difficulties and lack of foreign policy experience, according to current and former U.S. officials…

I read all of that waiting for the damn joke, and now I’m just depressed.

This is a bad take.