I’m over here like, did we really expect her to not pick a stripper name for this baby? Is that a thing we did?

Fuck it, here’s where everyone ends up:

“Do you know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work?

It’s the equivalent of naming a baby “Monica” two weeks after the Lewinsky scandal broke.

Usually I think the Nordic and other models of only allowing approved names is absurd.

I can’t believe a baby with a terrible name is already richer than I’ll ever be in my entire life.

The only thing I truly like about Taylor Swift is her cats. They presh.

My heart is fucking pounding with rage right now, and I have tears in my eyes. I absolutely CANNOT believe how hard he’s fighting this. I fucking can’t. I listened to the whole thing with my hand over my mouth.

Man, this bums me out hard.

del Toro is also white. White Hispanic, but white. I don’t like it when we turn Spaniards into people of color, because in Mexico there is a HUGE stratification between whites and everyone else.

I like that she didn’t do a bunch of trills and flourishes.

What do fans of Kylie see in her? She seems like a kid the Disney Channel passed on for being too bland.

Wait. Wait. What. Instructional videos? I knew he had tons of child porn, but I never fully processed that at least some of it was self made. Oh my god. What the fuck. Oh my god.

I finally caved and ordered one from Land’s End. I’d been avoiding it because, hello! Mom suits! (seriously, my mom gets hers there). But, well... I am a mom and am not trying to impress anyone. Their suits are not cheap, but they’re really good quality and they keep everything in place, so I’ve been pretty happy with…

I’m over it. I moved back here, unexpectedly, after over a decade in NorCal and I’m not liking that every freaking day is sunny and almost 80 degrees. It’s annoying.

I stopped fearing and avoiding and opened my mail. Sounds ridiculous but avoiding the things the mail brings (usually bills and problems or something guilt-inducing) has been a feature of a long and difficult period of life that I’m *hoping* is lifting.

That sounds like way too long to wait for an I love you. I might wait a month after saying it to someone, but then I would ask if they love me too, do they have any commitment issues, did their last partner ever say it... stuff like that.

I mean if you aren’t into it, you’re not into it. But I think it’s far and away the best comedy on TV and the fact that it’s on network, especially NBC, really is mind-boggling. It’s about 2x better than Parks and 5x better than B99 I think, so it’s not just everyone’s collective love of all things Schur.

Or the Cursed Child.

I quite literally exclaimed “it’s Sam!” as loudly as humanly possible. Did not see it coming. Should have. Much excitement. The little towel flip over the shoulder? So good. Maximum Derek.