You know what? I like you.

“Franco, who graduated high school in 1996,”

As a suicide prevention advocate and a suicide loss survivor, I urge you to follow guidelines about reporting on suicide, which include not including method of death, especially in a headline: http://reportingonsuicide.org/

Same title, different font. Part 1 is in Jokerman font, part 2 in Webdings, etc.

It’s also notably similar to Bonin’ Down On Some Fish, the third part of my ongoing series about bonin’ down on some fish.

That tweet makes me furious. “We made all our board members resign (note: we didn’t fire them) not because it was the right thing to do, but because the USOC forced us to. We’d also like to thank them for their many years of service and acknowledge their effort in covering up serial child molestation.”

If you’d bother with even the most cursory of google searches you’d realize that Cowboy Ninja Viking is one of the most fun, critically lauded, and well executed comic series in the past 20 years and that ace television director Michelle McLaren is more than capable of making an excellent adaptation of it. But it has…

Yes, it would have been better.

Shit like this makes me wonder if we really would have been better off with her in office. Obviously I’m just being emotional and dramatic. I lost at drinking bingo during the SOTU and am drunk.

Big Hillary supporter here, but fuck that, that was some bullshit cowardice followed by a bullshit coward “apology”. I expect better from her and this whole story and way she has handled it has been majorly disappointing

He had some work done (ear lift, tongue tightening) so looked refreshed in his later years.

Now I know just how much I hate my job and my life, apparently, because I watched almost that entire video of that girl going through her skincare routine. My main takeaway: what kind of fucking monster puts their deodorant on after getting dressed?!?

“Bicep” is not the singular of biceps. Biceps is singular. Bicep isn’t a word.

I read this and felt like instead of telling any stories about the event, or try to connect with the people, you wrote a diary entry about how you went somewhere you weren’t super comfortable and weren’t welcoming in return to the people who tried to speak to you and then you left. That’s a huge bummer all around and…

wowowowow THE HAIR. thank you for this alternate angle!!

For a second I thought Lady Gaga was Kim Kardashian.

He just assumes she’s still wandering around that spooky hallway from Christmas, staring, moaning, reciting Annabel Lee...

Hi guys,

Having sex with Miguel playing in the background is highly recommended. That’s all I’ve got for tonight, folks. Hope everyone is having a lovely Saturday.

Something that’s been on my mind ever since #MeToo: