I like that she didn’t do a bunch of trills and flourishes.

What do fans of Kylie see in her? She seems like a kid the Disney Channel passed on for being too bland.

Wait. Wait. What. Instructional videos? I knew he had tons of child porn, but I never fully processed that at least some of it was self made. Oh my god. What the fuck. Oh my god.

I finally caved and ordered one from Land’s End. I’d been avoiding it because, hello! Mom suits! (seriously, my mom gets hers there). But, well... I am a mom and am not trying to impress anyone. Their suits are not cheap, but they’re really good quality and they keep everything in place, so I’ve been pretty happy with…

I’m over it. I moved back here, unexpectedly, after over a decade in NorCal and I’m not liking that every freaking day is sunny and almost 80 degrees. It’s annoying.

I stopped fearing and avoiding and opened my mail. Sounds ridiculous but avoiding the things the mail brings (usually bills and problems or something guilt-inducing) has been a feature of a long and difficult period of life that I’m *hoping* is lifting.

That sounds like way too long to wait for an I love you. I might wait a month after saying it to someone, but then I would ask if they love me too, do they have any commitment issues, did their last partner ever say it... stuff like that.

I mean if you aren’t into it, you’re not into it. But I think it’s far and away the best comedy on TV and the fact that it’s on network, especially NBC, really is mind-boggling. It’s about 2x better than Parks and 5x better than B99 I think, so it’s not just everyone’s collective love of all things Schur.

Or the Cursed Child.

I quite literally exclaimed “it’s Sam!” as loudly as humanly possible. Did not see it coming. Should have. Much excitement. The little towel flip over the shoulder? So good. Maximum Derek.

You know what? I like you.

“Franco, who graduated high school in 1996,”

It was pointed out on Reddit etc. already, but:

One of my first reactions was “Someone in the AV Club comments totally called this.” Don’t recall if it was just you or multiple people, but nice work.

I gotta be petty...

As a suicide prevention advocate and a suicide loss survivor, I urge you to follow guidelines about reporting on suicide, which include not including method of death, especially in a headline: http://reportingonsuicide.org/

Same title, different font. Part 1 is in Jokerman font, part 2 in Webdings, etc.

It’s also notably similar to Bonin’ Down On Some Fish, the third part of my ongoing series about bonin’ down on some fish.

That tweet makes me furious. “We made all our board members resign (note: we didn’t fire them) not because it was the right thing to do, but because the USOC forced us to. We’d also like to thank them for their many years of service and acknowledge their effort in covering up serial child molestation.”

If you’d bother with even the most cursory of google searches you’d realize that Cowboy Ninja Viking is one of the most fun, critically lauded, and well executed comic series in the past 20 years and that ace television director Michelle McLaren is more than capable of making an excellent adaptation of it. But it has…