Yes, it would have been better.

Shit like this makes me wonder if we really would have been better off with her in office. Obviously I’m just being emotional and dramatic. I lost at drinking bingo during the SOTU and am drunk.

Big Hillary supporter here, but fuck that, that was some bullshit cowardice followed by a bullshit coward “apology”. I expect better from her and this whole story and way she has handled it has been majorly disappointing

He had some work done (ear lift, tongue tightening) so looked refreshed in his later years.

Now I know just how much I hate my job and my life, apparently, because I watched almost that entire video of that girl going through her skincare routine. My main takeaway: what kind of fucking monster puts their deodorant on after getting dressed?!?

“Bicep” is not the singular of biceps. Biceps is singular. Bicep isn’t a word.

I read this and felt like instead of telling any stories about the event, or try to connect with the people, you wrote a diary entry about how you went somewhere you weren’t super comfortable and weren’t welcoming in return to the people who tried to speak to you and then you left. That’s a huge bummer all around and…

wowowowow THE HAIR. thank you for this alternate angle!!

For a second I thought Lady Gaga was Kim Kardashian.

He just assumes she’s still wandering around that spooky hallway from Christmas, staring, moaning, reciting Annabel Lee...

Can you ask those really good best friends to basically be a protective shield and run interference? Can you attend the service and then slip out and have them handle the receiving line? Have them handle the repast? I wish I could be a body guard/emotional guard for you right now.

I don’t want to go to my husband’s memorial service on Monday.

Hi guys,

I’m moving into my own flat in 3 weeks after being homeless for nearly 16 months, totally excited but also nervous and slightly worried about having zero furniture but so happy to finally having my own home again.

Having sex with Miguel playing in the background is highly recommended. That’s all I’ve got for tonight, folks. Hope everyone is having a lovely Saturday.

Something that’s been on my mind ever since #MeToo:

I put one of my dogs down today. He was about 13 years old and had congestive heart failure. He’s been with me through some of the shittiest times of my life, and no matter how bad things were he always managed to cheer me up. Then to make matters worse, my ex sent me a message on Facebook saying he was sorry about my…

But he has like 30 tattoos. That’s like the official trademark of leaving a boyband.

Yep, so far I think it’s just him and Josh Chan.

maya rudolph usually kind of irks me, without me being able to formulate why.. but i just LOVED her here. she was just so radiant and open without ever crossing over into cartoonish or so.