Holy shit, get fucked. You are getting flagged. Also I am going to follow you and every time you post something I am going to remind everyone what a piece of shit garbage human being you are.

Judge Reinhold’s best role was on Mock Trial with J. Reinhold, as described by Arrested Development, featuring William Hung and the Hung Jury.

Ugh, that person sucks. I’m sorry. Hope you’re doing ok DG. ❤️

Once she retires from competitions, they should put her on the board of USAG - there needs to be someone there to keep people accountable and actually watch out for the athletes. Not to mention, she’s shown tremendous courage and leadership both during this trial and as team captain for Team USA. She’s amazing <3

Fucking finally. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out!

Me too. I couldn’t remember exactly, so I googled “Fred Armisen dating” and surprisingly this gawker article was one of the first to come up http://gawker.com/fred-armisen-has-a-reputation-1677187580

Breaking JezSpin-related news:

Keillor told MPR News, “I’ll be able to tell my side of the story at length, in my own words, in due course, and that’s sufficient for me.”

Sexual harassment? The old fart should have been fired long ago for vocal harassment after making all those guests sing those horrible duets with him.

I laughed way too hard at your bibliography.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

The Guggenheim won’t fucking pay me $24,000,000 for my painting of a happy dog even though they spent 10x that on a Van Gogh!

She thinks she is worth more than $500,000. She is probably right.

The real issue is how low Wanda Sykes got paid. Now that’s ridiculous.

Yeah, I mean to put her on the same level is kind of ridiculous, and is also the job of her agent, who apparently needs to be shitcanned.

This is some crazy shit. I wonder how someone with that kind of ego and sense of self worth will respond to being told that they are objectively less famous and in demand than Chris Rock.

Also, negotiating fees is literally the job of your agent. If you’re pissed about what you got paid, you might want to start…

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Really, ICE? Poles? A little on-the-nose, don’t you think?

1. What is SNL going to do when McKinnon leaves?

I don’t know about sucks but it’s gone down hill pretty dramatically