You could also invest in a smaller dildo. Like you can do both.

I don’t have many friends unfortunately, due to burning most of my bridges. But I really do appreciate the people here. It means a lot to me.

I’m in the middle of a move. I’ve lived at the place for a year. I gave my landlord notice at the beginning of the month that i would be moving. I haven’t been sleeping there since last weekend. I went there today to finish some packing and start cleaning up the place. My landlord was in the garage when I pulled into…

I’m sorry you’re having a rough time right now and I’m sorry our criminal justice system is designed to turn people into criminals instead of helping turn their lives around. It’s corny but tomorrow is a new day, just do the best you can, one day at a time. I hope you’re able to find the help you need and some peace.

This isn’t to necessarily garner responses but I just needed to vent for a bit, and don’t know where else to do it.

The light has gone out of my life.

Ugh you guys. I really wanted to march today but I’ve been having health issues and just wasn’t up for it today, energy-wise. I know I can only do as much as I can do, but I really needed something like this to remind me that so many of us are resisting this demented walrus. That’s my pity party — thanks for…

Lipschitz West has a good ring to it

That’s like two of his kid’s names right there.

I’m currently studying my post-grad in continence management, and for a second I really thought that Jane Fonda’s pad link was going to be for some sort of adult continence product she was advertising.

Yes people have really underestimated how awful that must have felt.

Of his three previous successors’ failures with North Korea, Trump said: “I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a president that scored the highest on tests.”

I sincerely feel for you. I’ve recently received similar threats. Part of me knows that I’d eventually be “okay”, but I sure as hell don’t want to go through the years of hell that would be required for me to get to “okay”.

Been there, done that, survived. You can too.

“Tillerson says his staff prints out Trump’s tweets and then they try to figure out how to ‘use it’ to make policy.”

...this has got to be the most gracious response ever to someone calling a person a doucehbag. Hats off to you sir, you are no longer a douchebag in my eyes; you’re the pinnacle of courtesy

This could have been a fun post but you killed it with your gross dude-bro-iness.

I was prepared for a number of things; I was not prepared for that. A-mazing.

My first semester of college, I am living at home to save money (lived 30 minutes from school). Bumped into a girl I had known from high school who I had always joked around with. After a few minutes of chit-chat she leans up to whisper ‘Always wanted to know you better.’ so I suggested we go to dinner the next night.

I find rubbing a little bit of tuna fish on my balls attracts them. What did you use?