Only if there is tiramisu for desert

Nice of him to buy the sheep dinner before he fucked it - that’s class!

Ehhhh, calling it a “tribal affiliation” is demeaning to those of us who have actual tribal affiliations.

And/or social anxiety.

also depression

If you’ve got Legs, you’ve got to know how to use them.

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

“Her family, however, remains unconvinced by the Waller County report”

On his way out, Read cranked up the “Kinja Suck” dial up to 11 and broke off the nob.

Jesus, is kinja getting WORSE? Starring has only worked intermittently for weeks, but now I can't star anything, and trying sends me to the top of the post. SO FRUSTRATING OMG.

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

Okay, this all made some form of sense until the temps were mentioned. 68 is a warm house to me. 7fucking7??? That's fucking hot! I guess I'm not as cold a person as I thought.

Note to self: If I ever meet Drew Magary, do not shake his hand.

Why would he say no? Is he rich? Splitting the big room is the way to go. You should punch him in the stomach.

Yup, always do as much due diligence as possible/stake the place out before signing!

I demand all women wear robes at all times, so that they may be disrobed at appropriate occasions. And bathrobes won't do. None of that pedestrian stuff. Papal or nothing.

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

We don’t swim in your grave, please don’t die in our pool? (And sorry. I’m done with the dark humor.)

the editor thing was a FUCKING shitshow. it’s one of those situations where it’s right on paper, but taking action on it makes you look like THE BIGGEST. ASSHOLE. EVER. if it HAD to be done at all, it should have been done on monday, and written fifteen fucking times better than the one that actually got posted.