Thank you, Mindymoo. I’d give you more than one star if I could.

My point is I have no point.

Courtney hated Portland with a passion. Get over it already.

His article would be WAY better if the pics weren’t sideways. Kind of a pet peeve of mine.

I live in Portland and raising chickens is now a Hipster thing to do, I live in the suburbs and I have at least two neighbors with a block of me that have chickens. Looks like it’s a pain in the ass to do when you can go to store and buy eggs. Whatevs, to each their own and all that.

More like she dodged a flying fist.

If Soviet Russia the games play YOU.

My mom had her own tanning bed and she got skin cancer on her legs, about once a month they’ed cut out huge lumps that left a hole in her leg you could put a quarter into. She died 3 years ago from a stroke.

Babies seem to be mostly filled with poo. Mostly.

What time is it? Time to shit our pants.

Have you ever had Sex in a Pan?

She’s so full of shit her eyes are brown.

My life is nothing without 500 Days of Kristen. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. :(

I LOVED BCO! Nooooooooo!

Nooooooooooo! You bastards!!!

I’d bang the Situation

At the risk of tooting my own horn

When I redecorated Grammy’s basement I threw all the paneling into space. Woops, my bad.

It’s got a good beat and and you can dance to it, Dick.