Speaking of instant shipping, I find myself becoming increasingly impatient with packages that take more than 2 days to arrive. I suppose I've been spoiled by Amazon Prime.

That leveling is stupid easy until level 20 and then broken as fuck after that. Also, since you gain levels and skills independantly, leveling only affects the artificial limits on what you can do and when. I've got maxed out skills but am unwilling to grind for 10 damn hours to get loot that will let me get form…

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

I have this bad boy from Sharper Image. (SHARPER IMAGE!) Look at all the shit they give you with this thing! If we have a fire I'm grabbing the dog, the picture of my mother holding me as a newborn and this.

My tea kettle. My world would be cold without it. Husband and I have used the tea kettle every day of our marriage, including the four month kitchen renovation when it sat beside the TV because everywhere else had dishes or whatever-the-contractors-couldn't-bother-to-move-themselves. Honestly, our marriage is steeped…

That would be hard on any guy.

Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

I'm the new features editor! So yes, I will be around, slowly plumping up the general word count with my own and lots of other people's stuff.

This was one of the most intelligently written reviews/critiques of anything I've ever encountered on this site, and I hope we can look forward to more.

I'm 48 years old and play Destiny and GTA 5, and I've played all the Halo games too.

Seriously, fuck that last family. I would have done every unsanitary thing possible to their meals short of giving them e coli, and even then I would consider it.

Tasteful and appropriate jewelry is important and sets a tone for the dining experience.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

God, I hate people so much. Both my pups are rescues, and at least one of them was clearly abused before I adopted him (though thankfully nothing anywhere near as awful as this—he was very scared of people, but he was in good bodily health), and I can't read stories like this without imagining someone doing it to one…

A Kardashian being treated like an entitled asshole?

Kim K. and Victoria Beckham rolled into one.

I went bra shopping and my 5 yr old niece tagged along, saw the leopard bras and screamed "JUNGLE BOOBIES!". I laughed so hard I was crying.

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

I just want Vice City to come back. The plot was great and straightforward, the gameplay fun, the music excellent, and the city felt alive. The juxtaposition between a beautiful environment and graphic violence made it fun.

Honest question: can Rockstar be sued for false advertising when there was stuff on the game package hyping heists and then a year+ on, it's still not going to have arrived? How is that legal?