Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

So we have now entered the territory of anything that's folded is a taco. I knew we shouldn't have bought those Doritos Locos tacos That was the start of a slippery slope.

I do the sandwich:

I hate to admit it but she is really really growing on me. I will never like her music, but she seems like a very kind soul.

I thought she gave pretty solid advice. I was impressed.

I gotta say, I know Taylor Swift can be too earnest and sugary sweet and a little immature, but I really, really like this post from her. She doesn't pretend like pain and bullying go away, she doesn't say one day the bullies will be suddenly ugly and poor and those who are bullied will be beautiful and rich. She's…

You aren't a smart person.

I think its adorable. Nothin wrong with it. I just saw an ad for some travel/hotel site with a gay couple needing a break from their kid and they even joke about having sex finally. It's fucking perfect. The very fact it's a gay couple in an ad is great but add in casual harmless joke about sex and I was blown away. I…

"Big hands, I know you are the one."

Dear Horrified Parents,

Maybe try avoiding her posts. Seems like a simple solution to your apparent nausea.

If you're open to dating to someone, does that mean you're open to someone exposing themselves to you randomly on the street? Men don't just send these when they've made contact with the woman and they're flirting, they randomly send them into the ether to anyone going around being female online. Some women don't…

Taco Bell serves that function for me. Like, I love Taco Bell, but if I'm ever a little backed up: delicious meal and magical cure, all in one.

You should go into advertising.

The real question is which Republican will be the first to call for a ban on Russian Dressing in retaliation...It's a tough call but I'm going to go with newly smart (aka glasses wearing) Rick Perry.

Always cut your burger diagonally

Ah, she's not the first predator with a Fossil record.

They search desperately for the arcane flavor combination that will tear open a sickening rent in the very fabric of our universe and allow their crunchy, triangular overlord to step between worlds and begin his reign of terror.

Every time a shard of dorito stabs you in the gums, he draws inexorably closer.

So Kristen Stewart is a lesbian then?

I see it.