I used to be a driver for strippers in Portland in the early 90’s, it got kinda boring after awhile. Sigh.

Didn’t Rocky eat an raw egg in the first Rocky movie?

How compliant would you be if an officer tried putting his hand up your ass...

Too soon for what? Did Bush die?

Ditch that zero and get yourself a hero, girlfriend! *SNAP*

I would rather see side ball than feet. Seriously.

je suis d’accord, Addict au fromage.

(Whispers) Thinner

Let it go, dude.

I got kicked out of Disneyland for drinking beer when I was 19, this was in 1984. Yea, I’m old. Get off my lawn.

You want to eat a donut with a girl that looks like she is in middle school? You could both wear those fake cat ears while eating them.

Oh no, that one wasn’t very good. Try the TV series “Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” if you can find it.

Wow, are you Irish?

He’s dead? Then every work of his is a masterpiece.

No, he wants to kill the birds and the chipmunks.

I keep all my money up my ass.

How are you going to get medical care from a wild animal?

Don’t go near a koala bear either, they will rip your face off.

I fully support this crop top movement.