So was his penis okay? I feel this story lacks an ending...

I politely disagree with you sir.

Can I have a pony?

Is that one of those Fainting Cats like the Fainting Goats?

The Under The Dome series was the worst TV show I have ever seen. It is like a car wreck combined with a train wreck and a air plane crash all in one! I read the book and it was great but the series is a big pile of turds.

You spelled penis wrong.

She works hard for the money, so hard for it honey so you better treat her right.

Her chubby cheeks makes her look like she’s 12.

I want a bitchin mote of mercury around my tomb when I die, that would totally rock!

Great, I'm never sleeping again. Whoever invented clowns should be punched in the dick.

I love you.

Everything looked like that in the 70's because everyone was on LSD.

Sometimes they are whispering pubes.

Taco flavored kisses!

Taylor Swift has never been naked, it's a fact.

I had a boy and girl and then a vasectomy, I am very happy that I will not have to worry about more kids, two is my limit.

>I'm from the state and they sure didn't teach this in my schools.

TayTay is a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

Ruining Christmas morning for kids that just got a new Playstation or Xbox is a dick move. Doing this solves nothing and won't change a thing the big corporations are doing. It's a bunch of immature attention whores saying "Look at what I can do! I can ruin Christmas and I have a small dick and have never had sex and…