I would rather see side ball than feet. Seriously.

je suis d’accord, Addict au fromage.

(Whispers) Thinner

Let it go, dude.

I got kicked out of Disneyland for drinking beer when I was 19, this was in 1984. Yea, I’m old. Get off my lawn.

You want to eat a donut with a girl that looks like she is in middle school? You could both wear those fake cat ears while eating them.

Oh no, that one wasn’t very good. Try the TV series “Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” if you can find it.

No, he wants to kill the birds and the chipmunks.

I keep all my money up my ass.

How are you going to get medical care from a wild animal?

Don’t go near a koala bear either, they will rip your face off.

I fully support this crop top movement.

So was his penis okay? I feel this story lacks an ending...

Can I have a pony?

Is that one of those Fainting Cats like the Fainting Goats?

The Under The Dome series was the worst TV show I have ever seen. It is like a car wreck combined with a train wreck and a air plane crash all in one! I read the book and it was great but the series is a big pile of turds.

You spelled penis wrong.

She works hard for the money, so hard for it honey so you better treat her right.

Her chubby cheeks makes her look like she’s 12.