Great, I'm never sleeping again. Whoever invented clowns should be punched in the dick.

I love you.

Everything looked like that in the 70's because everyone was on LSD.

Taco flavored kisses!

Taylor Swift has never been naked, it's a fact.

I had a boy and girl and then a vasectomy, I am very happy that I will not have to worry about more kids, two is my limit.

TayTay is a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

Ruining Christmas morning for kids that just got a new Playstation or Xbox is a dick move. Doing this solves nothing and won't change a thing the big corporations are doing. It's a bunch of immature attention whores saying "Look at what I can do! I can ruin Christmas and I have a small dick and have never had sex and…

Before my kids grew up and moved away Xbox was our holiday entertainment, I had a lot fun playing games with them all day and eat lots of food. It was a bonding experience, I enjoyed it, they enjoyed it, all good.

She will grow up and insist her parents pay her college tuition or she will sue them and accuse them of liking Mike down the block better.

I pre-ordered this before I saw the trailers, I can't wait! Wow!

31 cats? Was it Taylor Swift?

That is the best GIF ever. I bet Beyonce doesn't have a cat.

This game has been a huge disappointment for me and I have an Xbox so now I'm pissed and disappointed. The Halo games were awesome but Destiny blows.

If that baby could talk in that pic she'd be saying "Dude, do even lift?"

Dammit, now I want one.

Wow, that is the only time I've seen the Queen actually smile at something, she always looks like she's pissed off about something or another.

I'm 48 years old and play Destiny and GTA 5, and I've played all the Halo games too.

I....uh..didn't notice they even had arms....

I mistakenly thought the author of this wonderful piece was Caity Weaver, it seems more like her kind of shtick.