I heard he wanted to unionize.

I kept waiting for a Bentley Mulsanne. I was thinking it looks like 30 year old dressing up as a teenager... maybe she is just a smoker.

Oh yes you can. Over 25 can get you handcuffs.

Are you saying Fort Worth and Houston are both Batman?

Hot Take.

I was trying to sell a car on craigslist, when some one came by to look at it. We start bargaining and then the guy says he isn’t buying it, but he needs about tree fiddy to get home. I realize it isn’t even a guy its the God Damn Loch Ness Monster standing over me. I AIN’T GIVING YOU NO GOD DAMN TREE FIDDY LOCH NESS…

Is it black and red?

Not to go all concern troll on everyone, but it’s completely unsafe, and they should all undergo forced sterilization for the greater good of all humanity.

Now, that’s an interesting comparison.

It’s scientific FACT that clone-stamping is a direct result of motorbike hover-fication.

I guess giving a Hummer a nickname is better than giving a nickname a hummer...

Throw in Diet iTunes while you’re at it. Until then, I’ll enjoy MusicBee.

That would be a great name for it, too.

Hate to burst your bubble but your dad just created an elaborate ruse to rent a house in Hawaii for two months.

Walls usually work(just ask another Jalop writer)

Huh? Toyota is probably the most reliable car mfg in the world.

If there’s anything that’s important in a time like this, it’s making sure blame is accurately assigned.

*yawn*

Also, this was 2009, there were WAY less Ducs on the road, so it was more of a rare site then.